moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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