If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
50% drunk capacity currently
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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