You can't special order awesome
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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