Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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