It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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