he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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