I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Vodka?
Forever.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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