No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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