there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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