I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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