It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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