i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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