Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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