Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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