YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Porn is love you can see.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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