Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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