I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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