I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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