So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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