About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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