Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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