Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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