white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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