Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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