What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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