Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
