i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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