Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My penis needs a shock collar
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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