After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize