Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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