He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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