Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We got so high we made milksteak
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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