After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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