I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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