So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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