You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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