she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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