Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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