It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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