so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they're like a gay fantastic four
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
