I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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