And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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