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(937): View more from Ohio

We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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(415): View more from California

She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.

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