We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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