And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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