So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
