that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You can make out without kissing
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