I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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