Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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