come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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