I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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