We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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