So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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